JOHN KERRY - Totally looks like Herman Munstar
POLITICIANS - Are like diapers... You need to change them regularly... And for the same reason
China's, New people's daily newspaper, headquarters -
OBAMANOMICS - No matter how much they try to make it look and sound good- it still stinks.
the only clinton -
LIBERAL WHINING AND CRYING- SOUNDS LIKE VICTORY -
IS THERE REALLY ANY DIFFERENCE -
OBAMANOMICS IS LIKE LADY GAGA SHOES - Uncomfortable, Too unconventional, too expensive, too impractical for everyone and puts your health and general welfare at extreme risk.
LIBERAL MYTH #31 - Liberals are always honest about their agendas during an election.
CONCUSSION - yeah, that's it!
WE HAVE IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO -
SNICKERS MOMENT - without renouned chefs flying in this week, Obama begins eating his hand as a snack. Someone throw him a snickers bar!
Guns, gays, and abortion -
OH, PROMISES PROMISES - Don't believe Liberal rhetoric at election time
CARTER HAD IRAN, OBAMA HAS EGYPT - Remaining on the sidelines has its downside. Instability in Africa/Middle East can wreak havoc with our own markets and the economic recovery.
PRESIDENTIAL HURRICANES - This is how our founding fathers view our liberal presidents in terms of the destruction to our nation
HOT AIR BALLOON -
RICK SCOTT - They should ask for his papers, he looks like a damn space alien.
'Trayvon could have been me 35 yrs ago' -
Attention low info voters -
" ENEMY OF THE STATE " - " Iranian police arrest water pistol 'rebels'. These people have committed very ugly and immoral acts."
Vote for a Democrat -
In the land of plenty -
Here's an idea -
DEMOCRAT? - Most likely!
Legal Marihuana -
IT'S ABOUT TIME - To get rid of PBS: Prejudiced Bullcrap Stuff
The Democrat way -
RABID LIBERALS - They are like zombies, they want to eat your brains ...
FOUR MORE YEARS - Because prosperity by cutting spending is insane
REINCARNATION - Is that you Herbert Hoover?
in celebration of our victory in the cold war -
Tonight's forecast -
A WEENSIE LIE?? - Why isn't Weiner calling for an FBI investigation of his phone being hacked? Isn't he worried about national security and ensuring that the hacker is found and punished?
A REAL FEMINIST - Austrailian Prime Minister Julia Gillard in Afghanistan. NO HIJAB
LIBERAL MYTH #5 - During an election year, Democrats are proud of their accomplishments.
DIGNITY, REFINEMENT, AND HONESTY. - Too bad Harry doesn't have any of those qualities.
HANDGUN SAFETY -
IMAGINE - what is would be like if Democrats did to high tech, what they did to our health care system....
KOOL AID - Never liked Never will
CLIMATEGATE - Facts like colder winters are stubborn things to reconcile! Junk science at its best.
JUST LIKE WATERBOARDING - Nancy was actually for draining the swamp, before she was actually against it.
COWARD IN CHIEF - Socialist Cowards all think alike
FLEAS - a blood-sucking parasite that lives off of others, it breeds promiscuously, and it's nearly impossible to get rid of. In other words- Democrats
LEGAL IMMIGRANTS - They don't like the illegals any more than us Americans do.
BIG GOV'T LIBERALS ARE LIKE TERMITES - They do nothing but multiply rapidly, chew through resources rapidly and destroy pretty much everything they touch!
CREEPING LIBERALISM - unchecked liberalism infecting our society the past 50 years like a metastatic cancer,can no longer be ignored. Vote them out in November
NOW INTRODUCING . . . - . . . the Global Warming Boogey Man.
THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE - To Keep And Bear Arms, Shall Not Be Infringed
ILLEGAL FOREIGNERS -
PROPAGANDA, WHAT PROPAGANDA? - Joseph Goebbel's catchphrase,sound familiar?
BAHRAIN - That dream of democracy in the Middle East isn't exactly working out for us. I of course blame Bush.
1 IN 4 CALL HIM MUSLIM - Why would anyone believe a man who has referred to the muslim call to prayer, "one of the most beautiful sounds on earth" is actually a muslim??? (if it looks, walks and quacks like a duck....... its probably...)
LOSING HIS ELECTION - LIKE A BOSS!
REPUBLICANS - I'm not saying the Republicans are hypocrites when it comes to the economy: I'm just saying they're no better is all.
NOW I KNOW WHY -
SOUNDS LIKE - A lot of bullshit
DNC: LIKE A BOSS! - Hey, Republicans, you didn't build that! (Clinton DNC Speech hailed by Right&Left as one of the best of its kind ever given!)
IKE - I wish today's Republican Party was more like him.
DOWNRIGHT BEWITCHING - Halloween's almost here
Dr. Maybe -
MITT 'S FITS - IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK...
IMMUTABLE TRUTH -
shake down artist genetic? -
Even Aliens Don't Like Liberals -
so, let's get this straight: -
just like that -
Idiotic Liberals & Their Rank Hypocrisy -
Liberals Are Like Christmas Lights -
Christians for Hillary -
Obama Admonishes Bidden -
not junk science, activist science -
What Happens When A Hispanic BBQ Restaurant Announces 'White Appreciation Day'??? -
Democrat politicians are like parents -